The Brigadier: Music/Videos/Lyrics

• MP3 short clip, hi-fi play (broadband)
• MP3 short clip, lo-fi play (modem)

Ooh, could she be my girlfriend? Ooh, could she be mine?
Ooh, could she be the apple of my eye? Ooh, be my Valentine?
Ooh, be my Valentine?

I bought her flowers with my hard earned pay,
She had a look which said “Go away”,
I had so many things I wanted to say,
That only sound good on Valentines Day,
What could I do?

Ooh, I doubt I’ll ever be her boyfriend? Ooh, I doubt she’ll be mine?
Ooh, but I may have one last chance, for her to be my Valentine,
Ooh, be my Valentine?

I cooked a meal it was my special treat,
A fresh lasagne with the finest meat,
I chopped the onions they made me cry,
They went into the Wok I started to fry,
What could I do?

Ooh, I really want her as my girlfriend, Ooh, I want her as mine,
Ooh, I want her to eat my lasagne, Ooh, be my Valentine,
Ooh, be my Valentine?

She came around and I served the food,
The lights were low and it set the mood,
But then she spat it out and said “You Freak!...,
…I thought you knew that I did not eat meat?!”
What could I do?

Ooh, so she will not be my girlfriend, Ooh, she won’t be mine,
Ooh, well I’ll have to try someone else, to be my Valentine,
Ooh, be my Valentine?